May The Bath Be With You Collectible Duck

Okay but why does he look like he’s about to drop the most peaceful wisdom you’ve ever heard… from the bathtub.

Meet our May The Bath Be With You duck. The tiny green spa master of the flock.

He’s wrapped in his robe, holding his bath brush like a sacred artifact, ready to guide you into your relaxation era. Stress from work? Soak it off. Family chaos? Lather and let go. Existential crisis at 9:42pm? Light a candle and listen to your inner duck.

He’s for the ones who:
• Take baths like it’s a spiritual experience
• Quote space movies on a random Tuesday
• Need a reminder to slow down
• Believe self care is a lifestyle, not a luxury

Set him on your tub ledge, bathroom shelf, or sink and let him silently judge your refusal to unwind.

Calm. Wise. Slightly dramatic.

Add him to your flock and enter your peaceful era.